Monday, December 10, 2007

Chicago To Orton: Put Down The Jack, We Want You In


After going over to Chicago Sports, I saw today's webpoll question which reads: Who do you want to be the #1 QB on Sunday; Brian Griese or Kyle Orton? Of the 5,500 votes cast, only 268had gone for Griese, or roughly 5%. It's obvious that Orton should get his chance with this season gone down the drain. But here's why I don't think it's good that he starts. Granted, I want him to start to, but I'm playing Devil's Advocate here because there are some things will not be the same come 2008.

1: TEAM HAS ALREADY GIVEN UP ON THE SEASON: It's not like Berrian has been running his routes hard or fully the past two games; now imagine what they're going to look like. If you answered "about as hard as Ditka can get without Cialis" then you're right. You've just won a free two pill sample. Adrian Peterson will play hard because he's auditioning as well, but his two deep threats will be uninterested. Bradley will probably get hurt, and Rashied Davis has done nothing all year. Speaking of do nothing all year, that's what you'll get from what's left of the o-line. Terrence Metcalf blocks people as well as a 5 year asian boy on a unicycle (dont ask where that came from, I'm kinda disturbed by it too.) Basically, Orton is going to be running for his life, and this performance will give you a brief idea, but not the whole picture.

2: A BAD STRING OF PERFORMANCES FROM ORTON COULD BRING BACK REX: That's all we need; What happens if Orton goes in for the last few games and absolutely blows? Lovie will have visions of Good Rex running through his head, and petition Angelo to resign him another year. Has Rex played better? Yes. Should he come back? No. Why go through another year of what's already happened? What good does it do to bring him back? It seems more like regression then progression to me. Let the Rex era be over and done with. Let him move on.

I'll add more on to this in a little bit...hang on

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Week 14 Picks Continued

Here's the picks for this week. I've been traveling so it's been hard to get things done.

Miami @ Buffalo: 23-17 Bills

Dallas @ Detroit: 34-20 Cowboys

Carolina @ Jacksonville: 24-20 Jaguars

Oakland @ Green Bay: 24-21 Raiders

St. Louis @ Cincinnati: 27-17 Bengals

San Diego @ Tennessee: 20-13 Chargers

Tampa Bay @ Houston: 24-16 Buccaneers

NY Giants @ Philadelphia: 30-24 Eagles

Arizona @ Seattle: 31-21 Seahawks

Minnesota @ San Francisco: 26-12 Vikings

Cleveland @ NY Jets: 30-24 Browns

Kansas City @ Denver: 27-20 Broncos

Pittsburgh @ New England: 33-27 Patriots

Indianapolis @ Baltimore: 31-20 Colts

New Orleans @ Atlanta: 24-10 Saints

Friday, December 7, 2007

Quick Note/Avenged Sevenfold

Be on the lookout for mid-day posts now, as I am done with training for my new job, and depending on the day, will have some time to post again during the day. Glorious, I know. Anyways, have a good weekend. For your viewing pleasure, Avenged Sevenfold:

Thursday, December 6, 2007

NFL Week 14: The Preamble

We the People at Chicago Bull...

Just fucking with you. Here's my pick for tonight's Bears/Skins game, I'll give you the rest on Saturday as usual. There's supposed to be a crazy snowstorm tonight in Chicago so I plan on going out and celebrating two things: a Bears victory and bums. They're too stupid to migrate south like the rest of the animals in this city so they just shiver and shiver and...



Chicago @ Washington: 30-20 Bears

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Week 14 Picks From The Doctor..


For the first week who knows how fucking long, I have FINALLY gained a game on Noce. Sad or impressive? I'm thinking it's not the latter. None the less, I am now 8 games back. What's the standings? Fuck, I've lost track and don't really care to go and find out since there's only two people who honestly give a shit. Haha, speaking of giving a shit, I ponder out loud if anyone has actually put some money on some of my johnny jr. college fund winners. If you did, which I doubt, you'd be up; I went 2-1 last week (fucking Lions), and since I started picking against the spread, I'm 11-5 thus far. You can only find my locks now here at the Bull, as DC Scrap tossed the picks section. I don't blame him; if you're going have a certain amount of site writers do picks, it should all be uniform and start from week one so you chronicle who's full of shit, and who's decently mediocre. Oh well. As I mentioned, I will continue to make my 3 picks; if for nothing more then shits and giggles. Also, I was going to post some shit last night, but for some reason or another blogger was all fucked up on my laptop. I'm sure it doesn't help blowing load after load on the screen with Briana Banks, but what can you do? Anyways, enough lies and loads, here's the picks fuckers:

CHI @ WAS: 24-17 BEARS..I hope they lose the rest of their games this season though, who the fuck cares about finishing 8-8?

MIA @ BUF: 24-6 BILLS

DAL @ DET: 37-14 COWBOYS

CAR @ JAX: 24-10 JAGS

OAK @ G.B.: 31-17 FUDGE PACKERS

STL @ CIN: 31-21 BENGALS

S.D. @ TEN: 28-20 CHARGERS: LINE S.D. -1

T.B. @ HOU: 20-14 BUCS

NYG @ PHI: 24-21 GIANTS

ARI @ SEA: 27-24 SEAHAWKS

MIN @ S.F.: 35-10 VIQUEENS

CLE @ NYJ: 41-17 BROWNS LINE: CLE -3.5

K.C. @ DEN: 14-10 BRONCOS

PIT @ N.E.: 28-24 STEELERS...I honestly don't expect this to happen, but if by miracle it does I can say I called it

IND @ BAL: 31-13 COLTS

N.O. @ ATL: 34-12 SAINTS LINE: N.O. -3.5..THIS IS THE JOHNNY JR. COLLEGE FUND WINNER OF THE WEEK!!!

Monday, December 3, 2007

An Acceptable form of Soccer



Usually I wouldn't even think of putting anything related to soccer on ChicagoBull but this is just too funny. The pastel-striped outfits themselves made me laugh and watching them try to kick the ball was just the cherry on top. Seeing all these funny Japanese game shows really makes me wonder what else goes on in that wacky island. Are these people really volunteering to be part of this humiliating game show or were they sold into some twisted backwards slavery ring and forced to participate in these crazy antics?

Either way it's funny.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

NFL Week 14: Cold as a Russian Winter



It's officially football season in Chicago, as the first snowfall of the year occurred today. It was a good little white out view from my window for almost three hours, but the snow has subsided and only the cold chilling wind remains. Alright, enough with the Walt Whitman critique of the climate in Chicago. Here's my take on the games for this week, and I have money riding on the game so this week really means something other than just dominating Dr. C.

Atlanta @ St. Louis: 20-12 Rams



Buffalo @ Washington: 27-24 Redskins



Detroit @ Minnesota: 24-20 Vikings



Texans @ Titans: 23-17 Titans



Jacksonville @ Indianapolis: 31-20 Colts



NY Jets @ Miami: 19-10 Dolphins



San Diego @ Kansas City: 34-20 Chargers



Seattle @ Philadelphia: 26-20 Eagles



San Francisco @ Carolina: 16-10 49ers



Cleveland @ Arizona: 30-10 Browns *If you have any brains at all and $20 or more to put down, take advantage of the (-1) spread on the Cleveland Browns and bet HEAVILY*



Denver @ Oakland: 26-17 Broncos



Tampa Bay @ New Orleans: 27-17 Saints



NY Giants @ Chicago: 24-20 Bears



Cincinnati @ Pittsburgh: 30-21 Steelers



New England @ Baltimore: 38-13
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