Have you ever wanted to know what it takes to be a shitty, malcontent bench warmer? Looking for some good lines to throw towards women in your favorite Lincoln Park watering establishment? Are you not satisified with your role in HR? Looking for a little more "playing" time with your wife? Unhappy about your contract at work?
LOOK NO FURTHER! Introducing the Chris Duhon Basketball Camp!
With his no I in team attiude, and lackadaisical leadership, Chris is composing an opportunity for you to make millions doing exactly what he does: not jack shit! At this exciting three day course, Chris introduces to some of his moderately successful Duke alums who will give you the inside edge you've been after. For the low price of $199, you'll be involved in such concepts as:
"Playing while hungover; The key to avoid playing time"
Instructor: Chris Duhon
"When and how to bitch effectively"
Instructor: J.J. Redick
"Attactrating the Ladies: What to do when not gifted with good looks"
Instructor: Mike Dunleavy
"Hunger; an effective way to box out the buffet"
Instructor: Sheldon Williams
"Talent: what to do when you don't have any"
Instructor: Steve Wojciechowski
"Extreme Sports: Flying by the seat of your pants"
Instructor: Jason Williams
This is just a sampling of some of the great courses you'll learn to underachieve in life. But if you act within the next week, you can take part in a speical one time only class taught by Chris himself!!
The art of the strip tease:
Here's some of the future dates coming up in a shithole near you!
- July 9-13th, Slidell, LA
- July 16-20th, Durham, NC
- July 31st-August 3rd, Chicago, IL
For Ticket Information, visit http://www.chrisduhon21.com/ for more!
