Weekend Send-Off: New Metallica

I'm literally counting down the days to September 12th when Death Magnetic hits the stores. This is the new single called "The Day That Never Comes" and it just came out today. The quality is kinda shitty, but if you want the good version, here's a link I have a feeling it will be better then everything since the Black album, but they'll never be 80's Metallica again. They don't know those drunk kids anymore.

ADDED BONUS: Noce wanted some CCR, and since I'm a nice guy I decided to throw it in for him.

"How about a Gene pick?"

Gene's trash!

"I'm Gene."

Weekend Sendoff

This Weekend Sendoff is brought to you by The Doors and the song Peace Frog because not only is it a perfect song to kickoff a Friday happy hour, Jim Morrison proclaims in it that there's "blood on the streets in the town of Chicago".

With the fucking god awful cock-sucking Bahston Red Sawx in town against the White Sox and the St. Louis Drunk Drivers facing the Lovable Losers, there is sure to be a few drunken altercations in and around the respective stadiums. I'd attempt a gay joke about Cubs fans but lately they've stepped it up from their usual slap-fights and have taken to hospitalizing motherfuckers so give them a hand, and give that Sox fan back his eye for fuck's sake.

Weekend Send-Off: In Which Noce Eats His Words For Trying To Look Cool

This would be Bullet For My Valentine covering Sanitarium. Back at the end of January, I put up their new single at the time because I like them. Well, today Noce says to me, you know who I kinda like? Bullet For My Valentine. Yeah, that's right. The second link was his post following mine for the BFMV song.

And now he likes them. After calling them gay. So I guess that makes Noce gay.

Punk. Have a good weekend fuckfaces, and don't forget to take the tourniquet off your arm after shooting up. Wouldn't want to lose your arm after you doze off, now would you?

Parents Outsourcing Their Babysitters

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What the Hell Am I Doing At Work?

That's the thought I ponder as I sit at my desk. This day is going to be looooong. With that in mind, I'll try to post a few more times today to help you if you're trapped in the same predictament as myself.

I've decided that Keeley Hazell is my new flavor of the week. Previous participants include Jennifer Walcott, Scarlett Johanssen, Lindsay Lohan circa Mean Girls, Lacey Chabert, Jenny McCarthy back in that terrible MTV show Singled Out, and well, the list goes on. If you look at the tags for this post, you will see my coined phrase if only I had a brick. Feel free to use it.

Speaking of hot women, there is nothing better then walking around the city these days with all these hot chicks in tight white or black pants. Please continue this trend, ladies. You're the only reason I wake up in the morning. That and my ringing headache from too many 7 & 7's. If you too are little on the hungover side, take this prescription: 1 or 2 Vitamin Water Revive's, and 2 advil. You'll thank about an hour afterwards.

For the weekend send off song/video, I'm feeling some classic rock is in order. I give you Roundabout by Yes. 8 minutes of groove, and possibly one of the best basslines in a song in the past 36 years.

Don't Fuck Up Contreras..Your Weekend Sendoff

Your first pitch is at 3:05 today with the 10-run fourth inning fuckface pitching against Dempster again. Luckily, Dempster is 0-2 on the road this year...if you consider 35th and Shields really being the road. We head back to Stuff White People Like for your music today. 'Inside the Fire' by Disturbed. The video is fucking weird; it's about suicide, and the chick that Nick Swisher David Draiman is dating hangs herself before he comes home. Really uplifting stuff. Get it? Uplifting! Fuck I'm funny. On that note, I'm pulling a Kruger and calling it a day. Enjoy your weekend pricks, 2008 is officially over the hump.

Weekend Sendoff

Well shit, that game sure sucked. There's nothing to do now besides get home, get drunk and get the weekend started. I came across a funny video today and the song made me flashback to the late 90s, when rap was still cool. Check out the Iraqi kid video and if you want the full song, it's right there below. Noce out.

Your Weekend Send-off

I give you Dire Straits, Money for Nothing. To this day it still remains one of my favorite music videos. Fucking awesome. Have a good weekend, and remember not to punch your girl in the ovaries after that second eight ball.