CedBenson's Version of Gilligan's Island

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this Texas lake
Aboard this tiny ship.

CedBen was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Twenty-Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour (of drinking), a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless fool
The Miller (lite) would be lost, the Miller (lite) would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this well-known desert isle
With Cedric Benson
The Skipper too,
He's a millionaire and he's stoned,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on CedBen's Isle.

(Carrying on with the music...)

So along came the cops with their pepper spray
and gave Benson a test,
As he failed to float they sprayed his face,
and let go of the rest, let go all the rest.

They brought Benson to stable ground,
Yet he still wasn't able to stand
So they kicked him down to his knees,
and made the bail fourteen grand

CedBenson's out, and he's ready to pout
He's crying this unfair.
But as we've seen with him before,
He's never gonna care...He's never gonna care