Thursday, November 8, 2007

Don't Fuck with Us, Episode Two


There are a few things that I've come to realize having entered the 'sphere. Original ideas are hard to come by, and when you have success with them, you tend to take them too far. I like Spirit of Jake Plummer, I think they come up with alot of original ideas; however one of my critcisms of them would be they cater too much to bullshit posts they sit on. The NFL coaches having different jobs was a great post, and I give them alot of credit for the orginality of the thoughts, but sometimes I feel like that's all they post. Manufactured bullshit to please. I think they have a good site; but I think they should stick to less "these athletes/coaches compared to this contemporary idea".

Anyways, I think the Crown and Coke is talking, but with alcohol comes truth. Moving on, here's our new weekly segment considering our spam/inbox.

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS
The National Lottery
Accounts Dept. PO Box 287
Watford WD18 9TTM
United Kingdom.


FINAL NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the winners of the UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE PROMO PROGRAM, held on the 3rd of November, 2007.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 20511465463-7644 with Serial number S/N-00168 drew the lucky numbers: 887-13-865-37-10-83 Bonus Ball which subsequently won you the lottery in the category /A/.

You and two other winner's have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 1,450,000 (One million four hundred and fifty thousand pounds sterling) each from the total payout. Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from worldWide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 21,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weekly. To file for your claim, contact Mr. Nolan Woods your Fiduciary Claims Agent,

Name: Mr. Nolan Woods
Email: uknl-uknl@hotmail.co.uk
Te l: +44 704 575 6262
Fax: +44 7 07 502 4485

FILL OUT THE VERIFICATION AND FUND RELEASE FORM

1. FULL NAMES: __________
2. ADDRESS: _____________
3. COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: ______
4. NATIONALITY: ______________
5. TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________
6. SEX: _________
7. AGE: ______________________
8. MARITAL STATUS:___________
9. OCCUPATION: ___________________
10. AMOUNT WON: ___________________

Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Cecilia Moore
FOR UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
Sweepstakes International Program.
Copyright © 1994-2007 The UK National Lottery Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guideline.


Our Response:

FULL NAME: TURD FERGUSON
ADDRESS: 123 GO FUCK YOURSELF CT.
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: RWANDA
NATIONALITY: BLOGFRICA
TELEPHONE: 1-800-HOT-TITS
SEX: AFTER DINNER, IN THE MORNINGS WHEN PREFERABLE
AGE STATUS: AS LONG AS YOUR NOT A PREACHER, OLD ENOUGH
MARITAL STATUS: AS LONG AS YOU HAVE THE MONEY HONEY, I'M YOURS
OCCUPATION: BADASS BLOGGER, SEX SLAVE, AND PROFESSIONAL LION TAMER
AMOUNT WON: 2 MILLION IN CONDOMS; HOW MUCH THAT'S WORTH, YOU DECIDE

PS: MRS. CECILIA MOORE: IF YOU INCLUDE A PICTURE OF YOUR TITS, I WILL INCLUDE MY REAL INFO I SWEAR!

1 comment:

Dr. C said...

just for clarification, we email everybody back these answers, they aren't for shit and giggles; somewhat. We're hoping for a response soon from a Mrs. Cecilia Moore or a Nolan cocksucker

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