Friday, January 4, 2008
WAY TO OVERPAY, KENNY
It's pretty obvious Kenny is looking for anyway to fuck this organization over. check out Phil Rogers' column from the Tribune today, since Phil is the Peter Gammons of the midwest. I think Nick Swisher is a good player, but not a great player as evidenced by his career .251 batting average. He's definitely not a centerfielder, and now you've got Carlos "I have alot of feelings" Quentin, Alexei "Que Pasa, Contreras?!" Ramirez, Jerry "Picked off again" Owens, and in right Jermaine "my 05' WS MVP still means I get free pasta, right?" Dye. Talk about a clusterfuck of people. What the hell are you going to do with all these outfielders, Kenny? Notice your starting pitching still sucks? Care to fuck that over some more too? Gio Gonzalez led the double A Southern League in K's. Fautino De Los Santos is supposedly going to be a stud in two years. On the other hand, I don't care too much about losing Sweeney. He's another Jeremy Reed (how's he doing in Seattle? never heard of him? EXACTLY!) in the making. Why couldn't you trade Lance Broadway? Becuase it makes too much fucking sense? Fuck you Kenny. You'll be gone soon, and I'll be watching a bunch of Danny Wright Jr's give up long ball after long ball.
Welcome to the South Side, Nicky Swish. Have fun finding a roster spot and a steady position.
Posted by Dr. C at 8:52 AM