Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Who's A Bigger Wreck? Britney or The Bulls?
You know things are getting bad in Chicago when I seriously ponder this question right now. Fresh off of their 102-88 ass whooping from Orlando, the following is obvious:
1. Jim Boylan is no different than Nikita Khrushchev to this point.
2. Ben Wallace is worse than Cade McNown, Dickey Simpkins, and Jesus Pena rolled into one. (Pena was a Sox reliver in 99')
3. Time to start thinking up trades and paying more attention to College Basketball prospects (I smell some foreshadowing here).
Well, since there's nothing positive to say about the 2007-08 Bulls, let's go to a tale of the tape to see who sucks more right now:
Britney VS. Bulls
BRIT: Taco Bell, costs $5 per trip
BULLS: Wears #3, costs $15,000,000 per year
BRIT: Losing custody of her kids because she didn't show up to court
BULLS: Now, until they lose their next game.
BRIT: Family who she shuns, Sam Lufti
BULLS: Jim Boylan who the players shun, Pete Myers
BRIT: Several in her head
BULLS: Several on the team
Ability to turn it around this year?:
BRIT: Not a chance in hell
Next Year, maybe?:
BULLS: With Wallace under contract, also doubtful
VERDICT: They're both equally bad, but Brit Brit is probably the Winner/Loser for the fact she can't trade any of the personalities in head while the Bulls will be able to do so after 2009 with Wallace's contract finally done. It's sad how many parallels one can draw from this list above. Let's hope something happens soon.
Posted by Dr. C at 12:47 PM