Thursday, October 25, 2007

Remind Me Not To Stay in a Travelodge When In Britain..

If there's one thing I really never want to see other then the Olympics in Chicago in 2016 or Bea Arthur just after sex, it's naked dudes. So that's why I'll be steering clear of Travelodge's in Britain after a report today that sleepwalking has increased 95 percent in the past year. Apparently, most of the people walking are men in their birthday suits, and I can't imagine too many naked coeds running around in the buff. Here's something I found really funny in the article:

Studies have found that sleepwalking can be brought on by stress, alcohol, eating cheese or consuming too much caffeine. It generally takes effect an hour or two after going to bed, when people are first slipping into a deep sleep.

How does eating cheese have anything to do with sleepwalking? I might be the doctor, but I'm utterly perplexed. I'm immediately reminded of this great scene from a movie that 99 percent of America probably thinks is awful but I love it. Freddy Got Fingered..

1 comment:

Noce said...

Freddy Got Fingered is a masterpiece of American Cinema(Does it matter if Tom Green is Canadian?)

All those who think otherwise should go ahead and stick that cheese sandwich up their bum