Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Way to Go Wednesday
It's time for the weekly installment of 'Way to Go Wednesday' and since I'm between jobs and currently sitting on my ass watching 'Independence Day' I guess I'll do something productive. This week's WTGW is devoted to thrill-seeking retards and old sweaty Italian quarterbacks. Let's get this party started shall we?
Props to With Leather for posting the story about Travis Pastrana skydiving without a parachute. Yea you read that correctly. The dumb son-of-a-bitch really jumped out of a fucking plane at 12,500 feet over Puerto Rico wearing just shorts and holding a Red Bull. Two other professionally-trained sky-divers then jumped out and, after a couple minutes of free-falling, hooked onto a harness Pastrana had on under his shorts and they landed safely on the beach. His life was in their hands, man.
Now I know everyone has the right to get their kicks however they choose but seriously man what is wrong with you? There are plenty of alternatives if you want to feel a rush that aren't life-threatening. I'm sure Pastrana is rich enough to have sex with as many hot models as he wants - how about trying that out for a while Travis?
For being a total and complete fuck-head Travis Pastrana you win this week's Way to Go Wednesday...you idiot!
In other news, the #1 pick of the 1987 NFL Draft has been spotted wearing a Carolina Panthers uniform throwing passes. That's right, Vinny Testaverde is back! The season-ending injury to gumbo-eating Jake Delhomme has forced Carolina to sign the 43-year-old guido to a one-year-deal.
Good for you Vinny - I loved you in New England and I'm happy that I'll be able to watch you hold a clipboard on Sundays for the Panthers. Testaverde gives hope to all 6'5 quarterbacks who aren't good enough to start - you too can make a living as a backup in the NFL. Way to Go Vinny! You rock.